Childhood
Secondary School life had been exciting...1. We were playing soccer at mannan's residential area after the O levels, Andrew was directly in front of the goal post and he kicked it a little too hard, it flew and damaged one of the windows at the 3rd floor, only then I knew bloopers are really inevitable.
At that instant, boys instinct came and took over, some hid behind the trees, some ran into the void deck, I hid among the tall grasses, smart eh? Then my 110kg friend Wee Cher Wei, hid behind a tree... that is as thin as a lamp post. The rest is history, we managed to escape anyway. Yes Cher Wei could run. Peace big guy.
2. I broke the school basketball rim, the one at the carpark. Didn't realise it couldn't withstand 80kg. Yes I was 80kg at 16. I thought to myself, 'I've gotta destroy the evidence man!', so I took the rim and placed it behind a toilet bowl.
Can you evaluate the degree of my common sense now?
3. The fire alarm system in school hardly takes a break, thanks to some abang. So to tackle this situation, the school placed grease of fire alarm switches. Now evaluate the degree of the teachers' common sense.
I was so careless I leaned against the grease and stained my uniform, I made a big fuss at the general office, from "buy me a new set of uniform leh" to "I poor man ah, I need to feed 6 other siblings.' I used to wear size 16 but I received a size 12 uniform that belongs to the lost and found counter. They made me looked exactly like hard gay in white.
4. Played soccer in the school hall, friend strikes President's photo. Zhun!
posted by ZaiQian @ 9:06:00 PM
