Grrrrrr
Yea man I failed my driving test. It's a heartbreak for me.There were 2 types of response from my friends,
a really sincere thanks to those buddies who go "it's ok peter/zaiqian/ fatty, take it easy, you can try again."
'thanks' to those who rejoice in this, "Fail by how many points?"
thanks for asking man! it hurts even more!
I thought I was really a bad driver.
I went to sentosa with a friend today. His name's SK.
Me: Man, i failed my test.
SK: At?
Me: BBDC
SK: Who's your tester?
Me: Some fat guy...
SK: Poh ah?
Me: How do you know that heart disease guy?
SK: He's notorious for failing people.
DAMN IT! I'm really busted this time!!
Poh Ah Pui, I mean Poh Ah Soon gave me like 4 instructions in one go, go ahead, make a U-turn, right turn, left turn, then go back to BBDC. I asked him to repeat himself, he said I wasn't concentrating. CURSES!!!
I really picture myself reading the newspaper, flipping to the obituaries, then there's a small column which says: Poh Ah Soon passed away on 28th Mar 2007. He died of heart attack. Please, do not send us flowers, but if you really want to donate, you can give us food. The donation collected will proceed to the Fat Uncles Association, co founded by Poh Ah Soon.
posted by ZaiQian @ 8:06:00 PM
