Thursday, November 23, 2006

annoyed

i borrowed teenage magazine from flea a couple of days ago in school.
it's decades ever since i read magazines like this.
i read the dear kelly's column, that same old what-to-do-i'm-pregnant-should-i-abort articles.
then i flipped to this page where people confess what they want to say, in sms format.

"ii lub eeu"

now, if you think that annoys you badly, thank God, you're on my side.
if this is how you speak. all the best.
it sounds absolutely dumb.

"ii luv eeu butt eeu d0n'T LuB mE, bUt iii ReStPecT eeu"

how about a "ii luv eeur mama Be3cuZ sHe cO0k5 cUrrY ch|ck3N 4 miE"

this is part 1.
the second bunch of people loves to make proverbs.

confucius says:
-censored-

this is still ok.
how about one with vocabulary and grammar issues.

-loves hurt
-my loves for you is like the sea. very very very deap.
-mine future is in your palm. you squeeze, you break it.

it's ok to get emotional, do it right man.